Holy Shit

I just applied for the omaha fire dept. Wish my white, male ass luck fuckers!

dude if you said you were a 16th nigga youd be in for sure

Do you apply to "try out"? Or could you get hired at this point? DO YOU HAVE TO FACE THE ELIMINATOR??

did you already take the test?

No the tests are in november.

1. Multiple Choice
2. Physical aka ELIMINATOR!
3. Video multiple choice

Then I have to pass a drug test, which I will, but if e had his way every weekend I'd be fucked. Then Criminal background check, let's hope they don't look under the porch. Then lie detector and interrogation. All this will take about a year THEN I'll be a probationary firefighter where I'm constantly under a microscope for ANOTHER year. Oh and when you're a "probie" you can't smoke cigarettes on or off duty the entire time. WTF?

Dude I'd totally buy you clean pee if you wanted to smoke. Actually, you wouldn't want to smoke the brown frown I have now anyway. I bet they don't want you to smoke cigarettes because only you can prevent forest fires.

Good luck man, I know that shit is rough to get into but you can do it.

If you heart is pure and you truly believe, you can do anything.

I believe in you scooter.

atreyuuuuuuuu