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		<title>Everything lulzhearts</title>
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			<title>......</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/-t131.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dubbya</dc:creator>
			<description>this board is lame now somebody say something</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:07:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Torture</title>
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			<dc:creator>Ol' Snakeskin</dc:creator>
			<description>Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?

(Torture nigga what?)

What?

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost

with your ass cheeks spread out and shit

Right?

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there

for like a half hour

Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like

Tssssssss



Yeah, I'll fuckin

Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser

Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser

And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat

Ooooohhhh

Whassup?  ...</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:59:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>pedobear!</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/pedobear-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>saw david cross tonight</title>
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			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[6th row.  WAY better than dougs lame 8th row seats.  It was amazing.
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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:08:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/saw-david-cross-tonight-t130.htm#1114</comments>
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			<title>youtube threadz.</title>
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			<dc:creator>urso-nate</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[here are the youtubes. right here.
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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:38:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/youtube-threadz-t15.htm#49</comments>
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			<title>zomg good times aka living in the past thread</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/zomg-good-times-aka-living-in-the-past-thread-t28.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This is to post any pictures or stories that involve friends from 2 years or older because you know when you are at work and you suddenly think of playing guitar next to Nate cooking nachos with 8 other people at work and laugh you have to tell somebody who getz it
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1&u=11968459" target="_blank" ><img src="http://i27.servimg.com/u/f27/11/96/84/59/dsc01210.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosted by servimg.com" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Tattoo fail</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/tattoo-fail-t120.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16549/Tattoo-FAIL/" target="_blank">http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16549/Tattoo-FAIL/</a>
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I like the one of a snake behind barbwire with a wolf coming out of its mouth.]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:30:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/tattoo-fail-t120.htm#992</comments>
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			<title>NEW DK TRAILOOOR!!!!1</title>
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			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description>



Horrid Quality - I think they are releasing it online on Sunday.  It was released all viral-like by posting clues to locations in big cities and then taking the people that showed up into a theater to watch it.  One person in each theater got a reel...I think it might be the trailer on 35mm film or just some random stuff "spliced together by the joker" or something.



http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=301185&page=91 </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:29:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>video gamez</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/video-gamez-t70.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/439144" target="_blank">wow, this is pretty fucked up</a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:45:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/video-gamez-t70.htm#499</comments>
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			<title>Portland, Oregon</title>
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			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpVlKdKAGhA















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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:31:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Welcome to chicago chris</title>
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			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Article: <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/905411,wknviolence042008.article" target="_blank">31 shot, 2 stabbed during weekend violence</a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/welcome-to-chicago-chris-t25.htm#116</comments>
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			<title>comix!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description>We don't have a comic thread.</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:55:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/comix-t71.htm#502</comments>
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			<title>anything for the perfect shot</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/anything-for-the-perfect-shot-t129.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dubbya</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SGRUJpu7cXI/AAAAAAAAUjk/MNDdrRSjYAU/s640/080_pics.jpg" alt="" />
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NOM NOM NOM]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:49:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/anything-for-the-perfect-shot-t129.htm#1073</comments>
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			<title>Andrew W.K. hosts game show for kids</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/andrew-wk-hosts-game-show-for-kids-t128.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Ol' Snakeskin</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WcxkGMPAnbg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscr&#105;ptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WcxkGMPAnbg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscr&#105;ptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:38:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/andrew-wk-hosts-game-show-for-kids-t128.htm#1069</comments>
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			<title>So chicago guys...</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/so-chicago-guys-t127.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>$BOOYA$</dc:creator>
			<description>Whats up with this massage and pedicure thing ive been hearing about?</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 15:49:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/so-chicago-guys-t127.htm#1060</comments>
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			<title>star trek</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/star-trek-t126.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[was fucking sweet.
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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 06:20:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/star-trek-t126.htm#1050</comments>
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			<title>more fails</title>
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			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-2429-DC-Bicycle-Transportation-Examiner~y2009m3d22-Check-out-some-failing-pedestrian-and-bike-infrastructure-at-FailBlog?cid=exrss-DC-Bicycle-Transportation-Examiner" target="_blank">http://www.examiner.com/x-2429-DC-Bicycle-Transportation-Examiner~y2009m3d22-Check-out-some-failing-pedestrian-and-bike-infrastructure-at-FailBlog?cid=exrss-DC-Bicycle-Transportation-Examiner</a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/more-fails-t122.htm#1000</comments>
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			<title>Twitter?</title>
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			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I like it because it spares me the time and inconvenience of posting to the web from home by being able to post and receive messages with my mobile phone.  Also, it is fun because I am getting messages from folks like Abbey, Robyn, John, and my brothers Mike and Rodger.  Are you on Twitter, or do you want to be?  Check me out: <a href="http://twitter.com/joemeyers" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/joemeyers</a>
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sincerely]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:57:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/twitter-t119.htm#991</comments>
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			<title>fuck yeah transformers is going to rule</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-yeah-transformers-is-going-to-rule-t117.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description>



for srs tho - i'm so fucking pumped for this.  good song too. </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:27:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-yeah-transformers-is-going-to-rule-t117.htm#982</comments>
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			<title>briana frost</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/briana-frost-t125.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description>is glorious. but turn it down when you are on the phone with your friends or THEY'LL KNOW UR GONNA BEAT OFF LOL



 



and the only thing better than a hot chick is a hot chick falling on her face



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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:09:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/briana-frost-t125.htm#1046</comments>
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			<title>A WARNING</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/a-warning-t100.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[LOOK YOU CUNTS I'M DONE FUCKING STUDYING AND DONE WITH MY FUCKING TEST I'M FUCKING READY TO PARTY AND FUCKING LIFT WEIGHTS AND TALK ABOUT PUSSY AND DANCE AT DUDES AND FUCKING SMOKE WEED AND FUCKING SLEEP FUCKING HARD AND FUCKING SLEEP FUCKING IN AND NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT STRAIGHT ILLIN ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/a-warning-t100.htm#825</comments>
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			<title>Fuck you hippies this is a meat blog</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-you-hippies-this-is-a-meat-blog-t86.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dubbya</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i16.servimg.com/u/f16/12/56/27/45/images10.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:02:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-you-hippies-this-is-a-meat-blog-t86.htm#696</comments>
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			<title>This fucking economy</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/this-fucking-economy-t124.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description>Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:14:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/this-fucking-economy-t124.htm#1024</comments>
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			<title>time travels</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/time-travels-t123.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description>I always used to wonder about this when I was a kid.  What would happen if I ended up wayyy back in time or on another planet somehow?  Could little old me figure out SCIENCE?  Probably not, as all I really knew was multiplication tables and how to jerk off to the 1995 SI Swimsuit Edition ().  Anyways - hang this up in your time machine...



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			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:25:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/time-travels-t123.htm#1020</comments>
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			<title>courage for you pussies</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/courage-for-you-pussies-t116.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=55&amp;u=12197044" target="_blank"><img src="http://i69.servimg.com/u/f69/12/19/70/44/12341012.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 15:06:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/courage-for-you-pussies-t116.htm#960</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/courage-for-you-pussies-t116.htm</guid>
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			<title>OUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK!</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/our-president-is-black-t101.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>$BOOYA$</dc:creator>
			<description>Any of you Cago faggots go to grant park? I would've gone just to touch people's butts.</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:00:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/our-president-is-black-t101.htm#827</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/our-president-is-black-t101.htm</guid>
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			<title>weed</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/weed-t121.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>tonight my coworker who also sells weed accidentally planted an eighth of the chronic in our bosses bag instead of mine.  i was like, &quot;did you say you put it in my bag???&quot; and then he did one of these, looks at my bag and looks at where the bag was in which he planted it, and went... &quot;oh no...&quot;  



pretty funny - probably not a big deal, because as was said, its only new seasons after all...



 </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:50:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/weed-t121.htm#996</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/weed-t121.htm</guid>
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			<title>The power of Christ compels you</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/the-power-of-christ-compels-you-t118.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Ol' Snakeskin</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c-HgBrVLv5I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscr&#105;ptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c-HgBrVLv5I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscr&#105;ptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:14:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/the-power-of-christ-compels-you-t118.htm#984</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/the-power-of-christ-compels-you-t118.htm</guid>
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			<title>Fuck My Life</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-my-life-t115.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>frexico</dc:creator>
			<description>www.fmylife.com



My favorite so far:



Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML



I could read this shit for hours </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:32:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-my-life-t115.htm#956</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-my-life-t115.htm</guid>
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			<title>no posts</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/no-posts-t114.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>sorry bin nerdin out lately on google earth.  anyone like to indulge me with their address/building description soz i can see where you livez?!!!</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 08:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/no-posts-t114.htm#953</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/no-posts-t114.htm</guid>
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			<title>im a tight pantz wearin ass nigga</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/im-a-tight-pantz-wearin-ass-nigga-t113.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dubbya</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[just keep watching
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<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JwZQqN3HNpI" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:29:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/im-a-tight-pantz-wearin-ass-nigga-t113.htm#948</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/im-a-tight-pantz-wearin-ass-nigga-t113.htm</guid>
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			<title>fonez</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fonez-t109.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>hey jerks, i've never had to get my own cell phone plan before.  what's a good one?</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:21:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fonez-t109.htm#916</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fonez-t109.htm</guid>
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			<title>Happy Birthday Joez</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/happy-birthday-joez-t112.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Wish you were in town to celebrate
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=43&amp;u=11968459" target="_blank"><img src="http://i76.servimg.com/u/f76/11/96/84/59/12136710.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:38:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/happy-birthday-joez-t112.htm#937</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/happy-birthday-joez-t112.htm</guid>
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			<title>No Cake For Little Hitler</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/no-cake-for-little-hitler-t110.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description>http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081217/twl-baker-no-cake-for-little-hitler-3fd0ae9.html





A US bakery has refused to decorate a three-year-old's birthday cake with his name - Adolf Hitler Campbell. 

...

The shop has also refused to make a cake for Mr Campbell's second child, who turns two next February.  Her name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:08:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/no-cake-for-little-hitler-t110.htm#929</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/no-cake-for-little-hitler-t110.htm</guid>
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			<title>Will someone in the Chi...</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/will-someone-in-the-chi-t105.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>$BOOYA$</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Put me up from Dec. 31st to the 4th? I'm thinking new years in chicago sounds fucking awesome.
<br />

<br />
*edit unless you fags are coming to omaha.]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:44:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/will-someone-in-the-chi-t105.htm#894</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/will-someone-in-the-chi-t105.htm</guid>
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			<title>merry x-mas</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/merry-x-mas-t111.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>merry christmas from portland!















 </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:51:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/merry-x-mas-t111.htm#932</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/merry-x-mas-t111.htm</guid>
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			<title>Zero Cool</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/zero-cool-t107.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>frexico</dc:creator>
			<description>My cousin John sent me these links. I thought you guys would enjoy it as much as I did. Plus Justin told me to post on here more



http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/studio/1817/tab.html

http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/studio/1817/naughty.html

http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/studio/1817/ </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:05:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/zero-cool-t107.htm#904</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/zero-cool-t107.htm</guid>
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			<title>3-d porn</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/3-d-porn-t106.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This is kind of cool, works the same way as the 3d images that were the rage in the mid 90's
<br />
<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=42&amp;u=11968459" target="_blank"><img src="http://i76.servimg.com/u/f76/11/96/84/59/12286810.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:38:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/3-d-porn-t106.htm#901</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/3-d-porn-t106.htm</guid>
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			<title>Invent Destiny</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/invent-destiny-t108.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>frexico</dc:creator>
			<description>I'm not sure if any of you guys caught this on Digg today, but god damned if he isn't Tom Cruise's illegitimate gay love child. 



 </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/invent-destiny-t108.htm#913</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/invent-destiny-t108.htm</guid>
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			<title>I'm sure you all read abt the dude who trapped his daughter</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/i-m-sure-you-all-read-abt-the-dude-who-trapped-his-daughter-t36.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This was just an interesting story about the chamber he built to hold her and her raep kids.
<br />

<br />
<a href="http://gizmodo.com/385313/how-an-electronic-lock-helped-a-crazy-austrian-man-keep-his-daughter-as-a-sex-slave-for-24-years" target="_blank">http://gizmodo.com/385313/how-an-electronic-lock-helped-a-crazy-austrian-man-keep-his-daughter-as-a-sex-slave-for-24-years</a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:39:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/i-m-sure-you-all-read-abt-the-dude-who-trapped-his-daughter-t36.htm#158</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/i-m-sure-you-all-read-abt-the-dude-who-trapped-his-daughter-t36.htm</guid>
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			<title>fuck yer pussy</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-yer-pussy-t104.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dubbya</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<br />
evil olive]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:58:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-yer-pussy-t104.htm#883</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/fuck-yer-pussy-t104.htm</guid>
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			<title>Music Thread</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/music-thread-t29.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Why not keep it all in one place?
<br />

<br />
New nine inch nails song:
<br />
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7TxyejFhvN0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7TxyejFhvN0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
<br />

<br />
meh, nothing to exciting, In fact it's pretty boring but we'll see what's to come]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:10:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/music-thread-t29.htm#134</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/music-thread-t29.htm</guid>
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			<title>this hot guy just won a new hot ride</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/this-hot-guy-just-won-a-new-hot-ride-t103.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>things that go stab</dc:creator>
			<description>Not really, but I wish .(



http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-Opel-GT-Batman-BATMOBILE-One-of-a-Kind-RARE_W0QQitemZ290271698354QQihZ019QQcategoryZ6390QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem







IT HAS A FUCKING SUPER NINTENDO IN IT </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:17:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/this-hot-guy-just-won-a-new-hot-ride-t103.htm#861</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/this-hot-guy-just-won-a-new-hot-ride-t103.htm</guid>
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			<title>chick from Universal solider</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/chick-from-universal-solider-t102.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So I saw today that the chick from universal soldier was on the &quot;explicit sex&quot; show tell me you love me which meant she was naked and I was stoked...until I found this picture. Hope you weren't planning on fapping anytime soon
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=40&amp;u=11968459" target="_blank"><img src="http://i76.servimg.com/u/f76/11/96/84/59/ally_w10.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:40:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/chick-from-universal-solider-t102.htm#845</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/chick-from-universal-solider-t102.htm</guid>
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			<title>The Strangers</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/the-strangers-t93.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>$BOOYA$</dc:creator>
			<description>Anyone see that shit?</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:13:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/the-strangers-t93.htm#752</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/the-strangers-t93.htm</guid>
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			<title>today in the news...</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/today-in-the-news-t90.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[here's another crazy story...
<br />

<br />
<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/02/taser.officer.dead.ap/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/02/taser.officer.dead.ap/index.html</a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:02:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/today-in-the-news-t90.htm#710</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/today-in-the-news-t90.htm</guid>
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			<title>i need costume ideas!</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/i-need-costume-ideas-t99.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://sendables.jibjab.com/category/halloween#/teaser/12" target="_blank">http://sendables.jibjab.com/category/halloween#/teaser/12</a>]]></description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:30:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/i-need-costume-ideas-t99.htm#811</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/i-need-costume-ideas-t99.htm</guid>
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			<title>uncle joey</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/uncle-joey-t96.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>i don't remember if i told you guys or not, but my brother is having a baby... like, as in - tonight.  its a girl, they're going to name her "River Michelle", yes, my brother is a hippie.  they're at the hospital right now.  i'm supposed to go over to their house to let the dogs out and stuff.  so anyway, by tomorrow i'll be "uncle joey".







and this, because i thought about it today and it made me and all my coworkers, who have also seen it, laugh and say, "no way" yet again.



 </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:08:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/uncle-joey-t96.htm#775</comments>
			<guid>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/uncle-joey-t96.htm</guid>
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			<title>that crazy art!</title>
			<link>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/that-crazy-art-t45.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NUMBER THREE</dc:creator>
			<description>



http://www.fundistraction.com/2007/05/lost-gravity-photographs-and.html







http://www.fundistraction.com/2007/06/jason-taylors-underwater-sculptures.html </description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 07:35:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://lulzhearts.forumotion.com/everything-lulzhearts-f1/that-crazy-art-t45.htm#254</comments>
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			<title>Offical GTA IV Thread</title>
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			<dc:creator>zomg4evr</dc:creator>
			<description>This is icing on the cake:



&quot;Taking a cue from Bungie's stat-a-riffic Bungie.net service, Rockstar Games has just announced the Rockstar Games Social Club, &quot;a new website that will extend your experience of Grand Theft Auto IV and all future Rockstar Games titles.&quot; Line up against the Club's stanchions at rockstargames.com/socialclub and be ready for registration on April 15th. All you'll need is a Xbox Live gamertag and/or a PSN ID and an insatiable hunger for statistics.  ...</description>
			<category>Everything lulzhearts</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:31:20 GMT</pubDate>
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