Portland, Oregon

Have u been to any of these?

I like when they start talking about the club that caters to a young, upscale crowd and cut to guy that looks neither young nor upscale and how the owner refers to his stripper employees as "junk" as if it's a compliment

i have been to mary's club. its been there since 1965? its on one of the main drives downtown. i like how they say it caters to "an artsy, yet downhome" crowd! what does that even mean? not sure what he's referring to as a "representative cross-section" either. he didn't mention Union Jacks, the hippest stirp club in town, or Magic Garden, where i was drunk and gave my phone number to a stripper who was also a taxidermist. i have not been to devil'ls point but i have high hopes for it. its very far southeast (whereas i am northeast).

thought you gym nerds might find this at least mildly amusing...

a little gym down the street on alberta featured in a recent bbc news story.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/technology/7796215.stm

I missed this when it happened, but I guess some kid shot some ppl to up his murder/suicide gamerscore in portland last week?

His suicide note had very important details for his roommate:

You know my ps3 is special. Similar USED ps3's go for AT LEAST $450-$500. Our landlord guy wants a ps3 like mine. Let him know that $400 would be a GOOD deal. If he doesn't want it, format the drive by going to Settings>System>Format Utility. You can say it "comes with the latest firmware software" to help market it on the internet. In case you don't know, it's the special "100% backwards compatible" (60 GB) ps3.

http://i.gizmodo.com/5140395/suspect-leaves-ps3-with-ebay-instructions-to-roommate-before-shooting-spree

I finally made it out to Devil's Point. The girls were hot and covered in tattoos but the guys that work there sucked. It is way too far southeast to make it worth my while. I got a nice lap dance and spent way too much money there. Devil's Point had nice girls but Union Jacks is still the best strip club that I have been to in Portland, far and away.

Is it fully n00d? All the ones in cago suck. If they serve alcohol, they can't even show titty.

srsly? yeah its fully nood. but they don't allow gambling or even playing cards that looks like gambling - weak! the sexy highlight of the night was the girl stormy drinking gramma's beer and spitting it out on her tits and vag. actually my lapdance was shitty though. why pay $20 bucks for two minutes? pretty pointless.

Is it fully n00d? All the ones in cago suck. If they serve alcohol, they can't even show titty.

Wut are you talking aboot? Admiral is fully nood and u have been there (no alcohol though). There is a new byob(!) that's fully nood in the south loop as well. The only one that I'm aware that isn't is VIP. There a few on the southside and near o'hare.

hangin out with nikki and abbey!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joemeyers/sets/72157621982586363/